Crossed wires

Restaurant worker: “Do you want your pizza delivered?”

Customer: “Yes, please. I hate liver!”


(This one comes a la Cat! 😁. Thanks, Cat!)

Pumpkins!

 

 

Wastin' Time...

 

Autumn Landscape

 

Yum?

Crimson

 

Bright Red

 

Time to reverse your ceiling fan

In the summer, your ceiling fan keeps you cool by pushing cooler air downwards with its counterclockwise spin. Now that Fall is here, reverse the blades so that, by spinning clockwise, they send the rising warm air back down where it can do you some good.

Geese!

 

Lament

 

Loch Nest on her cradle

 

Yellow!

 

Loch Nest in the sling which will lift her onto her cradle

 

Orange!

 

How about a sheep joke?

Baahbara: “Last week I saw a wolf.”

Ewenice: “Where?”

Baahbara: “No, just a regular wolf.”

Today we pull Loch Nest out of the Lake for the Winter

 

RED!

 

Truth Uncovered (with thanks to Susan)

                  

Reflections

 

Last Big Sail of the Season...

"The Cut" is that flat area between the two sailboats.

 The view on the way back through Malletts Bay