The " proof of life" photo is totally fake. It was manipulated from a 2023 photo. Since when do patients wear button-up shirts and jeans in a hospital bed? Also, his hair is darker and he looks downright chipper. In the last two years when has Mitch ever looked like anything but a stunned zombie who doesn't know where he is? They're getting worried that Gov. Beshear might actually set up an election before the deadline.
My bad dad joke for today: A crook breaks into a house intent on robbery. Once he's inside a voice says " Jesus knows you're here". The crook freaks out, crouches and turns off his light. He waits a while, there is only silence, so he turns his light back on. The voice comes again, " Jesus is watching you". This time he leaves his light on and sweeps the room. All he sees is a parrot. "Did you say that?" The parrot says, "Yes." Crook says, "What's your name?" "Moses" Crook scoffs, "Who would name a parrot Moses?" "The same people who named their rottweiler Jesus".
The " proof of life" photo is totally fake. It was manipulated from a 2023 photo. Since when do patients wear button-up shirts and jeans in a hospital bed? Also, his hair is darker and he looks downright chipper. In the last two years when has Mitch ever looked like anything but a stunned zombie who doesn't know where he is? They're getting worried that Gov. Beshear might actually set up an election before the deadline.
ReplyDeleteOh, forgot to sign. Susan
DeleteRegardless, he's still brain dead. -- nordy
ReplyDeleteBut brain dead or dead dead he still can't provide "proof of life" when there is none. Susan
DeleteIt strikes me as amusing that this photo and the statement from his office miraculously appeared immediately after the news of Graham's death dropped.
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DeleteGreat cartoon!
ReplyDeleteMy bad dad joke for today:
ReplyDeleteA crook breaks into a house intent on robbery. Once he's inside a voice says " Jesus knows you're here". The crook freaks out, crouches and turns off his light. He waits a while, there is only silence, so he turns his light back on. The voice comes again, " Jesus is watching you". This time he leaves his light on and sweeps the room. All he sees is a parrot. "Did you say that?"
The parrot says, "Yes." Crook says, "What's your name?"
"Moses"
Crook scoffs, "Who would name a parrot Moses?"
"The same people who named their rottweiler Jesus".