Our internet connection is off and on--on at the moment. Traced problem to modem. No one in town carries the type we use; ordered three on eBay for less than what the ISP wants for one of its current model. I may not be as pestiferous as usual. Now to check my e-mail.
Took me six hours after waking to decide if I was hongry. And if so, what seemed to be good enough to bother eating. If I could bottle this, I could get rich, lol!
"My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said,"come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Shirley (my wife) called him a "shithead". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with Trump 2016 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired."
Our internet connection is off and on--on at the moment. Traced problem to modem. No one in town carries the type we use; ordered three on eBay for less than what the ISP wants for one of its current model. I may not be as pestiferous as usual. Now to check my e-mail.
ReplyDeleteTook me six hours after waking to decide if I was hongry. And if so, what seemed to be good enough to bother eating. If I could bottle this, I could get rich, lol!
ReplyDeleteYou know me. I have to share this joke:
ReplyDelete"My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said,"come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole". He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Shirley (my wife) called him a "shithead". He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with Trump 2016 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired."
Why, that never occurred to me!
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