Cheney's Got a Gun

Cheney's Got a Gun by Errorsmith
(click for midi accompaniment)

by
Demetrius

Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of your gun.
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
His safety's been undone
Somebody call 9-1-1
What did Big Daddy do?
Looks like this hunting party's thru
White House is getting testy
Their excuses are a little lame
It's not that this is funny -
Now that Cheney's got a gun - He
Ain't takin' crap for outin' Plame!

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Media frenzy's just begun
Every headline's a shooting pun
Tell me FOX it's untrue.
What did Big Daddy do?
He tried to shoot a little birdie
But, got his buddy in the face
They say this happens when you're hunting
But let me tell you something
Elmer Fudd has got to be disgraced

Run away, run away from Dick Cheney yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away from the Chen' yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
The Veep gonna bag him one
But, Osama's still on the run
What did Big Daddy do?
Looking down his Big Barrel at you
He said to take it easy. The paramedics on his way.
It wasn't such a fun day. We didn't find that out 'til Sunday
'Cause to cover up's the White House way

Run away, run away from Dick Cheney yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away from the Chen' yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
This song is almost done
Now everybody is on the run
Because Cheney's got a gun
Cheney's got a gun
Now everybody is on the run
Cheney's got a gun

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