Saturday, October 30, 2010

Trick or Treat!

20 comments:

  1. Howard Dean is first.

    We're at 36 degrees. Baby, it's cold outside.

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  2. We are too! Had to get the stove started!
    We're expecting an inch of snow late Saturday into Sunday.

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  3. Our low is forecast to be 36. Not sure if we're there yet, but it's pretty chilly. Heat just came on, finally!

    Good night, all. Stay warm.

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  4. We're having Beggar's Night locally tonight. Hope the kids don't freeze in their costumes! It's supposed to warm up a good bit, but the wind is supposed to be strong. It's only from 6 to 8 p.m., though it's already dark here by then. Hard to get your Vitamin D from the sun these days!

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  5. And these days it's still pretty dark when the kids head out to school around 7 a.m.

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  6. Sunny but only 56 deg as I head out to do my bit for the combined Democratic campaigns.

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  7. This is courtesy of Bert Christensen's
    Truth & Humour Collection :


    If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.


    Dearest creature in creation,
    Study English pronunciation.
    I will teach you in my verse
    Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
    I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
    Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
    Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
    So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
    Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
    Dies and diet, lord and word,
    Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
    (Mind the latter, how it's written.)
    Now I surely will not plague you
    With such words as plaque and ague.
    But be careful how you speak:
    Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
    Cloven, oven, how and low,
    Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
    Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
    Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
    Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
    Exiles, similes, and reviles;
    Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
    Solar, mica, war and far;
    One, anemone, Balmoral,
    Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
    Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
    Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
    Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
    Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
    Blood and flood are not like food,
    Nor is mould like should and would.
    Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
    Toward, to forward, to reward.
    And your pronunciation's OK
    When you correctly say croquet,
    Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
    Friend and fiend, alive and live.
    Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
    And enamour rhyme with hammer.
    River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
    Doll and roll and some and home.
    Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
    Neither does devour with clangour.
    Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
    Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
    Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
    And then singer, ginger, linger,
    Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
    Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
    Query does not rhyme with very,
    Nor does fury sound like bury.
    Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
    Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
    Though the differences seem little,
    We say actual but victual.
    Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
    Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
    Mint, pint, senate and sedate;

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  8. Dull, bull, and George ate late.
    Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
    Science, conscience, scientific.
    Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
    Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
    We say hallowed, but allowed,
    People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
    Mark the differences, moreover,
    Between mover, cover, clover;
    Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
    Chalice, but police and lice;
    Camel, constable, unstable,
    Principle, disciple, label.
    Petal, panel, and canal,
    Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
    Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
    Senator, spectator, mayor.
    Tour, but our and succour, four.
    Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
    Sea, idea, Korea, area,
    Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
    Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
    Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
    Compare alien with Italian,
    Dandelion and battalion.
    Sally with ally, yea, ye,
    Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
    Say aver, but ever, fever,
    Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
    Heron, granary, canary.
    Crevice and device and aerie.
    Face, but preface, not efface.
    Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
    Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
    Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
    Ear, but earn and wear and tear
    Do not rhyme with here but ere.
    Seven is right, but so is even,
    Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
    Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
    Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
    Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
    Is a paling stout and spikey?
    Won't it make you lose your wits,
    Writing groats and saying grits?
    It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
    Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
    Islington and Isle of Wight,
    Housewife, verdict and indict.
    Finally, which rhymes with enough,
    Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
    Hiccough has the sound of cup.
    My advice is to give up!!!

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  9. Reminds me of Bush's college paper. He was trying to write about crying and wrote "lacerates ran down my face".

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  10. Oh, dear, lol! poor baby. . . .

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  11. I'm just relieved that I could read it all aloud and not falter!
    Now I feel like I'm an English speaking genius. LOL!

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  12. I worked the last 5 days straight and am exhaustified! (Yes, Cat, again.)
    Got a nap after work, though. Hope it's going well on the DC mall. ;-)

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  13. Cool and bright here today. Just twilight right now. Wish we could keep daylight savings time year round. I don't mind dark mornings, but I *hate* dark afternoons. . . .

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  14. Went this afternoon to see Secretariat and really enjoyed it. Highly recommended.

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  15. Window-eyes isn't working properly, and it is refusing to read some of the lines in the poem at all. Rats!

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  16. Twilight, dusk is my favorite time of day. I, too, dislike dark afternoons.

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  17. When I used to have to get up at a specific time each day, having to get up in the dark of night made it worse. And I'm also no big fan of having it still light at 9 pm. Makes me think I have more time to get things done than I actually do.

    But what I really hate is switching back and forth.

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  18. I would have been less interested in what was going on on the DC Mall than what was going on on the Midway Plaisance, an area I am very familiar with from my days at UC. But instead I spent my afternoon getting door hangers ready for election day.

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  19. When I was an office worker, the going to work AND coming homing in the dark was a biggol drag. And depressing as hell.

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