Deval Patrick Wins Easily, Aye!

Via the Boston Globe, as translated by this animated pirate-speak translator:

Deval L, and a bottle of rum! Patrrrick, who rrrose frrrom yon po'errrty on th' South Side o' Chicago t' corrrporrrate boarrrdcabins and a top position in Cap'n Clinton's administrrration, won th' Democrrratic Parrrty's nomination ferrr go'errrnorrr tonight, becomin' th' firrrst Afrrrican Amerrrican t' win a majorrr parrrty's nomination ferrr th' top job in th' state, and a bottle of rum!

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