Friday, June 02, 2006

Naughty, naughty Sooty!

Tsk, tsk. I go to Cute Overload to find a nice, wholesome puppy picture to post for an overnight thread, and I see *this*. The attack on family values is everywhere, dagnabbit! ;-)

A guinea pig called Sooty had a night to remember after escaping from his pen and tunnelling into a cage of 24 females.

He romanced each of them in turn and was yesterday the proud father of 43 offspring.
"We knew he had gone missing after wriggling through the bars of his cage. We looked everywhere but never thought of checking the pen where we keep 24 females. We did a head count and found 25 guinea pigs--Sooty was fast asleep in the corner.

He was absolutely shattered. We put him back in his cage and he slept for two days."

There's something delightfully absurd about using the word "romanced" to describe Sooty's little adventure.

Tell you what, here's a puppy picture too, for good measure.

Good night, blog friends.

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