Saturday, March 07, 2020

Hand Washing Tunes

Please suggest 
a 20 second tune, 
to wash your hands by, 
other than Happy Birthday.


39 comments:

  1. The Internationale? The whole of it is too long, but how about a few lines? Weevily Wheat, maybe just the chorus? One small warning from a person who worked in medical labs for a long time: it is definitely possible to overdo hand washing and remove the lipids from one's skin, thereby reducing its ability to keep germs out, while irritating the skin. Second warning: "antibacterial" soap contains completely unnecessary chemicals which can cause contact dermatitis. And many "soaps" are not made of soap, but rather synthetic detergents (often combined with hand lotion). Cheap skate note: commercial soaps contain quite a bit of water--that's why they are in waterproof wrappings. Remove the wrappings, dry them out well and they will last a lot longer. (Ever notice how that last scrap of a bar of soap lasts, and lasts, and lasts?) Kirk's Castille Soap dries out more readily than Ivory.

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    1. Antibacterial is bad for the water supply too.

      Thanks for the tips!

      Sadly, I know neither song.

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    2. I follow up hand washing with Gold Bond hand lotion. It is not greasy and it soaks into your skin quickly.

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    3. I sent three songs by e-mail, listener. In general, some sort of folk song that we learned when we were young would seem promising. Hand washing would then become learning or cultural acquisition rather than just a chore.

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  2. I have *always* used Happy Birthday! I don't sing it out loud, but a nurse told me to sing it twice and that would do the job.

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    1. I’ve used it too, but am getting tired of singing it over and over and over.

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    2. "Happy Birthday to you, you belong in a zoo. With lions and tigers and monkeys like you."

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  3. 2020 becomes the dementia campaign [Click] “Trump himself — seemingly indifferent to the glass-houses maxim — in recent days has upped the ante in what is becoming the senility sweepstakes.” From politico.com, which I take to mean that the political chattering class is talking about it.

    Why the US is unusually vulnerable to coronavirus [Click]

    Tying the previous two items together, we have this: Trump Interrupts Coronavirus Briefing to Ask Fox Reporter About His TV Ratings [Click]

    BBC: s it possible to build wildlife-friendly windfarms? [Click] In short, they can be less wildlife-unfriendly.

    Oil prices fall another 10% after proposed OPEC production agreement collapses. [Click]

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  4. Left a couple notes on the last thread.

    In response to the question at the top of the thread: Try this.

    My bologna has a first name... - Click

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    1. LOL!
      I’m trying to think of some classics that won’t also run through my head when I’m *not* hand washing! 😂

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    2. Or consider this song. The chorus starts at 48 seconds in. I'm having a hard time determining the length of the chorus, but if you have to go through it twice, well, that's no bad thing. :)

      You Ain't Been Doin' Nothin' If You Ain't Been Called A Red - Click

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    3. The complete lyric is printed in the second comment on the video's page, but here's the lyric for the chorus:

      Well you ain't done nothin' if you ain't been called a red
      if you've marched or agitated, you're bound to hear it said
      so you might as well ignore it, or love the word instead
      cause you ain't been doin' nothin' if you ain't been called a red

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    4. 😃👍
      Now that has real promise!

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    5. Can't say as I had heard the Oscar Meyer song before, but I noticed that the narrator pronounced bologna "b'lohna" rather than "baloney."

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  5. Decades ago, when I was a youth group leader in an Episcopal Church, I learned a few Christian rock tunes. There is one tune I wouldn’t entirely recommend for it’s eschatological theology, but the lyrics are well written and the tune itself is awesome. Somehow that tune (slow and a bit eerie!) came back to me while I was hand washing this week. The first four lines take about 20 seconds to sing.

    “There’s a step that we all take alone
    An appointment we have with the great unknown
    Like a vapor this life is just waiting to pass
    Like the flowers that fade, like the withering grass...”

    ~ from Grave Robber by Petra

    It makes me laugh every time!
    Dark humour, and a solid reminder not to skimp on the hand washing. Ha!

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  6. From the DON’T PANIC! files:

    All Hospital Beds In The US Will Be Filled With Patients 'By About May 8th' Due To Coronavirus: Analysis [Click]

    On a more sanguine note:

    You Already Live in Quarantine [Click] Being holed up at home has never been more pleasant.

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  7. Thinking of panic, the BBC has a story up about the psychology of panic buying. The lead photo (and another further down) are just everyday photos from Costco, where for instance, toilet paper is not sold in smaller packages than 24 rolls. The lady in the first photo has purchased one package of TP, one package of paper towels, one container of milk, etc.

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  8. Thinking of songs, how about a portion of Joe Hill's "We Will Sing One Song?" Checking...checking...checking...Nope, a pretty song but no part that will work for a child. [Click]

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    1. Were you under the impression that the song needed to be child friendly? I was seeking tunes for personal use.

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    2. Oh, then there need be no restrictions! Rather than becoming bored, you could use the opportunity to memorize a raft of "new" songs. To mention but one, "Babylon is Fallen" is a dandy! Performance and lyrics available upon request.

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  9. BREAKING: One of the attendees at last week's Conservative Political Action Conference in National Harbor, Maryland, has tested positive for coronavirus. President Donald Trump, Vice President Mike Pence and other administration officials attended the conference.
    https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/07/politics/cpac-coronavirus-tested-positive/index.html

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    1. Sounds to me like a sign from God, it does.

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    2. It certainly does!

      If this keeps him quarantined at the White House and away from those wretched rallies of his, then it is definitely a good thing.

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  10. Bernie is doing a live Town Hall right now on Racial and Economic Justice, and he is knocking it out of the park. He sounds quite reasonable and articulate. It’s not just his stump speech. The crowd is large and enthusiastic.’

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    1. WaPo: The Reagan of the left [Click] “Bernie Sanders remade his party with a youth movement he built from the outside. Just like the Gipper did.”

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    2. It was actually Barry Goldwater who initiated the remake of the GOP. Reagan took advantage of the groundwork Goldwater had laid.

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  11. Ross Douthat: The Coronavirus Is Coming For Trump’s Presidency [Click] That’s looking like a fair bet.

    First case reported in DC (no further details at this time, but it is not the previously reported CPAC attendee. Ditto Virginia and Kansas.

    Wapo: Trump ‘didn’t know people died from the flu.’ It killed his grandfather. [Click]

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  12. In re Trump not knowing the flu killed his grandfather. The other day I was reading about the appearance of the Spanish Flu in the San Francisco Bay Area (they missed the first wave, but got hit by the second). Family tradition had it that my maternal grandmother died of the flu, but in comparing the history of the flu with her death certificate, it seems to have been only a contributing factor. The first known case of the Spanish flu in the Bay Area was in Oakland in at the very end of September 1918. My grandmother had been under the care of a physician (her brother in law, not much of a physician by modern standards) since late June. She died early the following June, which doesn't sound like influenza at all. The cause of death is given as mitral disease, and influenza as a contributing factor.

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  13. I'm growing increasingly uneasy about going in for my PT evaluation on Monday and then for the PT itself probably twice a week (that's how frequent it was last time) for twelve weeks after that.

    Mind you, I've been looking forward to the PT itself. It will be great to get out of the house and have different people to talk to. I've been to this facility before. The PT gym is large, bright and airy. The head PT is a woman I worked with a number of years ago when she was with the Visiting Nurse. Donno if the younger people I worked with before are still there, but Carolyn at least will be a familiar face and I always liked her.

    But with this virus spreading the way it is, I'm nervous, not just for myself but even more so for Dad. We'll have to consult tomorrow.

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    1. As indeed you should. Maybe you should call PT and ask what precautions they are taking. Naomi and I are planning to go to a theater on Monday morning (figuring there will be few other people there) to see the new Pixar movie [Onward]. But I am beginning to get a little anxious.

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  14. White House Overruled CDC on Seniors Flying [Click]

    Two coronavirus cases reported about fifteen miles from here [Madera, CA]. Two people from the Diamond Princess who were cleared, returned home and developed symptoms.

    Michigan is important for Bernie [Click]
    Dan Balz: “Sanders has been here before. Four years ago, the senator from Vermont lost South Carolina to Hillary Clinton, lost the majority of states on Super Tuesday and fell behind in the delegate race. But he won in enough places on Super Tuesday to give him the incentive to keep going — and he had a plan for regaining momentum in Michigan that included early television ads and a focus on trade in a state sensitive to the issue.”

    “The pre-primary polls showed Clinton with a substantial lead, but on primary night, Sanders won. The margin was narrow — less than two percentage points — but the value of the upset was enormous. The victory revived his campaign, and he took his fight all the way to the convention in Philadelphia, to the dismay of Clinton forces.”

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  15. listener--re Bernie's town hall tonight: please give info re where so I can look it up on YouTube.
    TIA

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