Saturday, September 15, 2018

Onions


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  1. FEMA to Test ‘Presidential Alert’ System [Click] IMO it is worth reading the comments. I assume that intemperate responses are not likely to be allowed.

    listener said:
    “Somewhere today I glimpsed an article's headline about how to go back to a flip phone from a smart phone. Ha! I wonder if that's going to become a thing.”

    Reply: I have not used a smartphone yet, but my new one has a built-in camera, LTE capability (that is the newest in communications standards) and evidently it will work on both CDMA and GSM networks (which latter means I could use it outside the US). The user’s manual has to be downloaded online—didn’t come in the box. I will live it up and put in a 32 gB memory chip. Tracfone will be sending a SIM chip for their system gratis. If one were to do a much texting, this one wouldn’t be a good choice—is uses the older ten-key input system—but I don’t text. (Never could see the point of it.)

    —Alan

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    1. One of the reasons I finally got a smnartphone is that it allows texting by voice input. The advantage of texting is that it is a matter of intermediate urgency. It doesn't create an immediate interruption the way a phone call does but will come to the recipient's attention faster than an email. (I have one friend who looks at email maybe once a week.)

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    2. I suppose the voice transcription works better than it used to; let us know. The learning curve used to be very steep.

      I think almost all the text messages I get are commercial junk, and even those seemed to be garbled on my old cell phone. And they cost me money to read, so I just delete them unread (if I don't make a mistake and open them). [Grouchy old stick-in-the-mud.] My new cell phone evidently has the potential for voice-activated commands, which I suppose might be useful if my hands were incapacitated and I had the phone turned on and laying near my mouth.

      Alan

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    3. I've never gotten commercial text messages except from TracFone itself.

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  2. Beautiful, sunny day here. A touch warm for the middle of September, but nothing too uncomfortable.

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    1. Same here. Book discussion today and dinner with the group after. I recounted a skit I saw once and somebody remarked that was the first time they had ever seen me cracked up.

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  3. Autumn has definitely arrive here; cool breeze in the mornings, high temps in the 80's F. Still some smoke from forest fires, but we can see the foothills to the NE.

    Alan

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  4. Have to type this out as there is no way to copy and paste:

    Stolen from a person who stole it from a person, author unknown:

    Pretty sure both Jehovah and Satan are scratching their heads, giving puzzled looks to each other at this point.
    Jehovah: You SURE he's not one of yours? Because I didn't make him.
    Satan: Please. Give me some credit. Even I have standards.
    Jehovah: Buddha? Brahma?
    *Both shrug their shoulders*
    Satan: Gaia?
    Gaia: *glowers*
    Satan: Right right. Sorry. Forgot about the "pussy grabbing" thing.
    Jehovah: Cthulhu?
    Cthulhu: What kind of monster do you take me for? *sips tea*
    Satan: Well SOMEBODY cooked him up.
    Flying Spaghetti Monster:...
    Jehovah: Wait...there is no way you could...
    Flying Spaghetti Monster: Look...it was my first time. I was a little drunk and someone asked for a "Tangerine Dream" so I thought..
    Satan: *facepalms* F*cking newbies...

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    1. Oh, really fine! I shall forward it...

      Alan

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    2. Genuinely, genuinely amusing. Really!

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    3. FOTCROTFLMAO

      Damned newbe, didn't he know the difference between a tangerine dream and a tangerine nightmare?

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  5. I hadn't heard anything about Dear Leader commiserating with the people of the Carolinas, but before I said anything I thought I should check the WH website. There it was--absolutely typical for this chowderhead--I'M SO GREAT! WE DID ALL KINDS OF THINGS IN ADVANCE! THE GREATEST HURRICANE PREPARATION EVER! There was more and particularly fetid BS on the economy, but that is another matter.

    Alan

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  6. Been amazingly quiet, still here today. Small fine rain. No wind at all.

    Culverts running at 10, 20 per cent.

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    1. Hope it stays pretty much that way, puddle.

      Alan

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  7. Ya. I hope so, too. But it won't. But for now, nice. And I'm grateful. If it sticks to the script, I'll be fine-- 2 to 4 inches is no problems.

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