Guantanamo - The Bleached Boys

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As sala'amu alaikum? No, we wanna take 'em
To Cuba. Osama? Don't look like we're gonna
Zarqawi, al Sadr? Lies not holdin' water

Turn off your cameras, please.
As we tour Guantanamo
With the group you'll wanna go - Don't stray away from it now.

On boxes they will stand
Electrodes held in their hands
Fit just like a glove
Don't step off, or they'll go *ka-blam*
In Guantanamo

As sala'amu alaikum? No, we wanna take 'em
To Cuba. Osama? Don't look like we're gonna
Zarqawi, al Sadr? Lies not holdin' water

Ooo, and when we get you to Guantanamo
You'll try to fast
But, feeding tubes will flow
Where? You don't wanna know!
Down in Guantanamo

Boys from Iraq, in pyramids we stack

We'll line them up to see
Who has a short or long wee-wee
And for fun engage in just little ol' depravity

Give them sleepless nights
Stress positions and dogs that bite
And when finally on the ground they lie
You'll give me "five" way up high
Down in Guantanamo

As sala'amu alaikum? No, we wanna take 'em
To Cuba. Osama? Don't look like we're gonna
Zarqawi, al Sadr? Lies not holdin' water

Ooo, and when we get you to Guantanamo
The time will pass
for you much, much too slow
It's where you don't wanna go!
Down in Guantanamo

No photo prints. Don't wanna give a glimpse.

(musical interlude)

But, Everybody knows
What goes on in Guantanamo
Even with FOX News' Tony Snow
Can't get away from it now.
Down in Guantanamo

We caught you. You fake it. We're not gonna take it.
Gee Dubya, D!ck Cheney. Truth we're seeing plainly
And Condi, and Rummy - No, I'm not a dummy.

Ooo, and when we get *you* to Guantanamo
The tables turned
You're gonna cry "Oh, NO!"
My "thumbs up" is gonna go
Down on Guantanamo

As sala'amu alaikum? No, we wanna take 'em
To Cuba. Osama? Don't look like we're gonna
Zarqawi, al Sadr? Lies not holdin' water

Ooo, we're gonna get you to Guantanamo

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