Helping Bill O'Reilly

In the Christmas spirit, I really feel like I should help Bill O'Reilly and those like him, who feel hurt when people in stores don't wish them a Merry Christmas. Apparently they say "Happy Holidays" instead, because they can't tell just by looking at someone if they are Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Wiccan, or none of the above. When I was growing up, there was a hymn we used to sing in church: "They'll know we are Christian by our love, by our love. Yes they'll kno-ow we are Christian by our love."

Whoops. No help there. Then how about special buttons they can wear while shopping?


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